There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

There’s a Mexican restaurant which I always wanted to try. Walked in and ordered a carne asada plate- the fucking thing was almost 30 bucks. It took like 20 minutes and was the consistency of reconstituted shoe leather and tasted like a jarred fart.

There is never a soul eating in there and yet it remains open.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Some great timing happened, my Prime membership auto renewal coincided with the inauguration and public display of facism - so I ceased all purchases and didn’t re-up for prime.

I’m doing my part!

Oof

Pontius Pilates

Loooooooooool

My pistol is in my hollowed out Bible. Not sure where to put the shotty

Dammit

In HS I dropped acid and went to see this in theaters.

I find myself looking for a lyrical cadence to it also

This was unreasonably comical

Good god that’s hot

Same with us citizens?