@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen

@Architeuthis I had to google PUA term, but it al makes sense now.

@dgerard

@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

@Lafari