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[–] 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Aren't bears 2/2s? Wouldn't 8 beats be a 16/16

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The power function of bears is non-linear due to infighting

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's not even limited to bears, the power scaling for MtG cards in general is logarithmic. The most famous example being the fact that Emrakul, the plane-eating eldrich god and most powerful card ever printed, can be defeated by 15 1/1 squirrels.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Summoning an 8/8 creature for a 2 cost is really good too

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think this card could work with something like "Whenever Eight Fucking Bears is dealt damage, place that many -1/-1 counters on it." Maybe make it cost 2F instead of 1F.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Are those the bible bears?

    II Kings 2:23-24

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Bearnice was more then mildly displeased to discover she was the only female bear to be in attendance at the orgy.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    The title would have been clearer like "Eight bears fucking" ... otherwise why use bears of the fucking variety in the first place ...

    (This is sarcasm & a stupid comment, I know, I won't be here all week)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Inscryption brought it back, ya love to see it.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Barber shop octet

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