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[+] 171 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

    Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In Democratic America school finishes you.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

    In Capitalists America you aid the health care

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

    Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

    The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can't refuse treatment if you don't pay.

    So don't worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors' numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

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  • [+] 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

    If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

    Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

    If you were brown and drunk, they'd probably arrest you.

    If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you'd be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

    The point I'm trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world


    beating innocent people.

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  • [+] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

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    I accidentally spoiled that part for my wife. I had already seen it several times before and was watching it again with her. She had her head on my chest and apparently my heart started beating faster at the ramp up to that part, so she knew what was about to happen and called it right before it happened.

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