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[–] 191 points 2 years ago (25 children)

They think the sun works like a spot light. I'm not kidding. It's the dumbest shit

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions#How_do_you_explain_day.2Fnight_cycles_and_seasons.3F

In their own gif they need to make the light the sun puts out oblong which makes no fucking sense and there's no explanation as to why you can't always see the moon.

It's so stupid it's embarrassing to even debunk them.

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  • [–] 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    The Earth is constantly accelerating up at a rate of 32 feet per second squared (or 9.8 meters per second squared). This constant acceleration causes what you think of as gravity.

    HOOO BOY,
    that is so stupid, Hexbear might actually try to convince itself that it is true.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I almost left Lemmy because of the crap I always had in my feed.

    Then I realized all the bottom of the barrel content and takes were all from the hexbear instance. I started blocking any community from that server. It’s like a whole new world

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm trying to figure out how they think the sun can ever pass below the horizon in that model and it seems like their explanation is.... magnets???

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    [–] 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wow, you outsmarted Flatearthers. Impressive.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I can literally see the off switch. You sheeple are so fucking gullible.

    The all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster uses his majestic noodly appendage to flick off the lamp each night.

    Fucking idiots.

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    [–] 55 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    As a passenger on an aircraft, how is it I can see the curvature of the Earth?

    Quite simply, you cannot…

    It is likely that those claiming to have personally visually discerned curvature from an aeroplane are experiencing a form of confirmation bias.

    Oh, ok then

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ignoring that ancient mathematicians were able to calculate the size of the earth with pretty good results, considering their "world spanning empires" are what we'd consider regional now.

    Also that you can literally watch a ship come over the horizon, seeing it's sails first before the body actually moves into view. If the earth were flat the entire thing would be visible the entire time.

    You can't reason people out of positions they didn't reason themselves into.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago*

    They also point out that passenger aircraft don't fly above 60,000ft, only to ignore footage from other types of aircraft ascending above the stratosphere and clearly showing the globe

    They're just lying to themselves, doing mental gymnastics, or whatever you wanna call it. Thus no point in arguing with them

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    [–] 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I wasnt a flat earther before, but now I am a lamp-sunner

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Everybody knows they turn off the sun at 8pm

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    holy shit. you've made a believer out of me. I'm now a flat earther!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    checkmate globers

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    The only time I ever see or hear anything about flat earth is when people bitch about it on Reddit and now here.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The flat earth sun works more like one of those flatbed file scanners.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Alright, here is my take:

    Gravity bends light. Therefore, there is a tiny black hole between earth and the sun. You see, the black hole redirects the sunlight juuuuuuust perfect to simulate that sphere nonsense you sheeples believe in.

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    [+] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's definetly dark on the other side of our flat earth.

    And to prove I'm right: dark side of the moon by pink Floyd. The moon is also flat. Someone is flipping all those discs (you prefer 'planets') over every 24 hours, just like flat pancakes. How can you ignore all those obvious signs.

    Jeez. Those dumb round-earthers.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well when you want to go to sleep, you just say "flip me over, sky daddy". Then God flips over the flat earth and that's how we get to night.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    This is a proof for sun is orbiting around the earth (I'm just joking)

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Heliocentrism didn't come about just from observing the sun. We also had to observe the planets and figure out why they would suddenly change direction in the sky. After centuries of increasingly complex models that decently described the planetary motion with geocentrism, some calculating and new models that put the sun at the center made a lot of the models much more consistent.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    if we can flip it over we can solve global warming

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I mean, timezones are enough.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    The lamp rotates along its post. Booom, solved.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Where does the sun hide at night? Did people really used to live in black and white?

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