all 15 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Right, first it's astronouts- next it'll be all the illiegal aliens voting!!!!

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They better be ready to prove their citizenship from space!

    /s

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They have to be having zero gravity sex right?

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It'd be kind of hard considering there isn't a ton of privacy on the ISS. Unless they're all having giant orgies

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Oh no, the only computer that is working right now is the one that keeps us alive.

    Our heart rates increased because we were terrified for like, 7 minutes. Ok, 2 minutes, I’m sorry! Fine! 30 seconds. We’ve been stuck up here for so long. It isn’t my fault. You can secretly get yours, mines leaves evidence!

  • source
  • parent
  • [+] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    How could they run a space station without a lifeboat (Spare re-entry capsule)? This is a major oversight and should be corrected. Or are they waiting for the Titanic moment first?

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    The usual plan now is just to hop in whatever you came in and evac to earth. Right now the plan for the Boeing dou would be to ride back in the currently docked dragon. I think they'd have to ride down on the cargo pallet though so it wouldn't exactly be a comfortable ride. They'll have their own dragon seats once crew 9 launches later this month.

    Basically they don't have enough docking port to keep two crafts for every flight docked to the ISS at all times so they just plan on if there needs to be an evac that the ones the rode up on being fine.

  • source
  • parent