None of this was made up.

Well that was a fun read :D

Too tiny; didn't (couldn't) read. Although I seriously doubt that was "sage"... :p

If you follow the link, Reddit's shit UI makes it impossible to zoom like a proper picture. Please don't link to Reddshit: it's terrible to read because they fuck with image URLs, and it also gives them traffic. Any rehosting would be better and I think Lemmy even has first party support for it.

Ah, this is just the sort of absurdity I come here for.

That is... definitely a lot of green text.

is there a readable version?

That was entertaining, even more so than game of thrones. They should make a netflix show out of this.