I kept burning my food or wait forever for the pan to heat up and I finally understand why. Each knob has a different direction for the Hi and Lo (also why isn’t it Low).

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[–] 7 points 3 years ago (2 children)

You have double burners. Some of your knobs have two HI and two LO positions, one for one burner and one for both burners.

On top of the stove this looks like two concentric heating elements. You can turn on one or both. Turning on both is sometimes called a “fast boil” burner.

The best solution the industry has come up with is to put two control surfaces into one knob, so instead of the control surface being a full circle it’s a half circle.

There’s no way to make all the knobs match in appearance unless all the burners have optional double burner operation.

source: am appliance salesman.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yes they’re double burners but the Lo -> Hi rotation is different for each position which is infuriating, but only mildly.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    I see what you mean.

    What they should do is make the rule: “clockwise is hotter”, and make all the LO…HI arcs increase in the clockwise direction.

    Then no matter which burner you’re adjusting, you know it’s a clockwise movement.

    They should also have a little LED light bar that changes length to show how high that burner’s setting. As you turn clockwise, it lengthens toward “full on”.

    The LED light bar should light up whenever a knob is touched.

    Need high temp LEDs too I guess.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    My folks had a stove with two (electric) heat elements in the same way I assume OP has, to use both, you had to go 360° all the way to a full circle where it "clicked", then go back to where you wanted it at. Much easier and sensible IMO than whatever the hell this headache is.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You'll love it more when the numbers get washed off. Here's mine.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    How in the hell did this make it to market?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Mass consumerism and companies not caring.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Their target audiences are home flippers who just need the cheapest stainless steel appliances that look fine at a glance, and cheap landlords that don't understand that they're choosing themselves more money in the long run.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    One office I worked in had a toaster with a knob where "off" is almost all the way to the left.

    Turning the knob to the right lets you control the toasting time, like any other knob-based timer.

    But if you turn it left from the "off" position, that's the "stay on" position.

    So if you'd set the timer, and then wanted to cancel it, you can't just turn it all the way left like on any other knob timer. If you do that, you're telling it to stay on forever and eventually scorch the table and set off the fire alarm.

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  • [+] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    That's at least semi normal. Outside knobs are front, inside are back. Center for the oven.

    As long as they're labeled and spin the same way, I'm fine.

    But what Lovecraftian villain came up with OP's oven controls?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    At first I thought this was a new Marshall amp.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    This looks like an AI-generated fever dream nightmare.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That last one is what kills me. Three different ranges of lo-hi, who does that?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    My high ass would burn the house down using this.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    My dryer has a "less dry" setting.

    Who likes their laundry done rare?

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  • The longer I stare at it, the worse it gets ...

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    At least “Off” is consistent. That could have been a total train wreck.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    I bought a portable electric space heater a few years ago that had an alarming tendency to rewire itself - like, "Off" would become "Low", "High" would become "Fan" etc. Finally took it apart and realized that the dial was just a contact that rolled across a bit of printed solder and occasionally the solder would melt (no way they could have expected that to happen in a fucking heater) and flow into a new pattern. I have absolutely no idea why thousands of people haven't burned themselves to death with these things.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Looking at the one in the top left... imagine if that was for an amplifier. Like, you have to pass through maximum to reach off. That would be the worst to live near.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is actually pretty infuriating for me to look at and I´m getting violent impulses from it. You should at least have put a trigger warning before it you monster!

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  • [–] 0 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I can explain this one! When the knob only has one set of hi/lo, it controls the burner's heat as you'd expect, and it all works in the same direction. Those with multiple hi/lo sets control the heat and the size of the burner, since there are 2 (and on one, maybe 3?) concentric heating elements available for that knob.

    I've had something similar for years, and have never had an issue. I'm even less likely to accidentally choose the wrong knob since the single-size one tends to have a looser feel to it.

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The issue is the direction of the Hi Lo. One it’s clockwise the other counter and the other it depends on which burner size you want.

    Yes they’re rings one double and one triple.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Each one that controls only one size gets hotter as you go counter-clockwise

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yea but the extra ring ones are all over the place.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    There are two knobs that control burners with multiple sizes. One of them, like mine, controls two sizes. You can turn either direction to control the burner size you want, and it'll go high to low regardless. The other has three burner sizes. There is no third way to turn a knob, so they needed a different approach.

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