βThe driver will not knock, so make sure you are looking out the window and prepared for the 4 second timeframe when the driver will stand near the truck looking at your property, wherein you may run out and scream βwait!β. If unsuccessful, a delivery will be reattempted on an unspecified date within the next 8 months.β
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Thatβs PostNord for you. Reminder that the CEO earns ~700k a month for doing helpful things likeβ¦ introducing every other day delivery of post. Hmmm.
Hold up. 700k of what currency?
SEK. I make 38k a month! Thus, she makes about ~18 times more than me and then a nurse's salary on top of that.
Never forget who ruined the beautifully working Swedish postal service. Maud Olofsson screwed us over by taking on one of the worst deals in history. The Danish must have laughed their asses off when they offloaded their failing postal service onto the Swedish people.
"Your delivery will arrive on a day between a point in time and a different point in time. You better be there when the driver pretends to check if someone's at home and leaves without ringing anyway - not like you have anything better to do you lazy fuck."
Next thing, I take the day off to wait for the package (or work from home) and I get a message in the afternoon saying "you weren't home, your package is delivered at such and such drop off point"... always
Don't do by boy USPS dirty like that.
Amazon is always telling me my packages will arrive between 8 and 10pm but if it ever actually gets that late, it gets moved to the next day. Do they ever actually deliver that late?
100% of my amazon deliveries for the past two years have been at least a day later than promised.
They used to have excellent shipping. Now they just lie about every delivery time.
I'm guessing it depends on location activity. Around Boston, MA (U.S.). Amazon delivers 24hrs a day. I've had drops during 2 hour blocks after Midnight.
I believe it's because they hope a driver will pick it up for you. Those late night packages are delivered by contractors and they might just not pick yours on a whim probably depending on several factors.
15 minute call? That's one long conversation beforehand.
To keep you busy so they can show up during the call and claim no one was there.
and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there's a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.
Either that or they show up right as you sit down to take a shit, or while you're in the middle of your shower
Or you get a message at 3 am the next day, where they apologize that they didn't made it, but that they will deliver sometime between 8 and 22 that day.
There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient (R):
R: what are you doing? P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren't home. R: But I clearly was! P: R: <bashes postman's face in> P: WTF, MAN!? R: It wasn't me, I wasn't home.
I once worked for them. AMA!
Were you horribly understaffed and overworked then or did you get out before that started happening?
Me too, AMA!
Did you drift with the packages?
If it makes you feel any better,over here,in Spain , I get 09:00 AM - 11 PM delivery intervals,with deliveries sometimes arriving at 10:30 PM,so yeah...
What?? No nap time delivery blackout window? That's the most un-Spanish thing ever!
For a while Amazon would estimate a time range and the delivery guy would never show up during that window. But sometimes it would do something like this: original estimate was 11am - 4pm, 4pm would pass with no delivery, then at 6pm, it would update to like 2pm - 5pm. Then it would show up at like 8pm.
They seem to have gotten better lately though.

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