You know, I think that's the most I've ever seen Trump lift.

Bad workplace providing a pizza party instead of raises.

Ok but like low key, I'll smash some rootbeer float.

Showing up with pizza and pop

Soda wars.

That 14 year old with a baby.

Is that cola and whipped cream?

Best we can do is diet mountain dew and awkwardly obtained 24 counts of donuts

Breads and circuses. Breads and circuses...

I'm surprised he splurged on the green lantern and didn't pick up some hot 'n ready.

Of course MAGA isn't going to provide that stuff, but neither are the fucking democrats. They haven't done it yet, and they won't fucking do it in the future either. Take the state I live in, for example (California). Longtime Dem majority governance. Yes, it's better in a lot of ways than many states, but we've got some fucked up problems that are getting worse. Cost of living is skyrocketing with no credible plans to address that. On a related note, our 'uber-liberal' governor Newsom wasted zero time in seizing on the recent SCOTUS ruling to (further) criminalize homelessness. He has decreed that any cities or counties who don't clear out homeless encampments will lose state funding. The California university system was once the best value in the country, and fostered a politically engaged student body. Now the costs keep rising and student protests are met with swift police violence.