UNITED FUCKED IN FERGIE TIME, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

JESUS!!!!!!!

Reiss looks so fucking hungry wtf

RICE RICE BABY

ECHOES OF THE BOURNEMOUTH GAME DECLAN RICE MY MAN

Imagine telling someone we'd see Maguire and Evans in the same back 4, and it's not for Leicester

"let's wait until Arsenal begin to mount an attack before blowing the whistle"

Surprised we haven't made a sub yet.

MAN OF THE MATCH!

Nicolas Jover with a yellow. My fuckin set piece coach!!

What a load of bullshit

didn't even get a chance to comment my rage about the goal we conceded

WORTH EVERY FUCKING PENNY

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR THAT PENALTY STOLEN FROM US

Antony might be worse of a diver than Fernandes.

Mikel's journey on the M25 should be a documentary

Vieira pls do what you did last time

DECLAN

Really enjoying seeing Martinelli use his left foot more to cross, I feel like he was getting predictable

Jesus welcoming back Johnny Evans to the Prem

Perfection. The Garnacho goal sunk the feeling then boom boom.

Can't believe Saka tried that, if only

How's that for smash and grab for you!

Rice is taking up some of the positions that Partey was while he was RB which seems interesting

Martinelli was the best player of the first half

That doesn't help Havertz's case...

FAIRYTALE ENDING.

That Saka yellow is hilarious, in a very I-want-someone-fired manner

Anthony Taylor just wants to watch United suffer at this point

BIG DECK ENERGY

This is Nelson's first game all season isn't it?

That's a fucking red, DOGSO bruh

Saka, my boy, wtf was that

NO NEED FOR A MATCH RATING GIVE EVERYONE A 10 INCLUDING VAR

I'm ok with these subs

We need to counter this sub. No way Evans can keep up with Nelson or Trossard.

Still can't believe we have Declan Rice. I don't think I ever will.

Ironic we have this much control using players in their natural roles

Has anyone seen Zinny on the left side of the pitch yet?