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[–] 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The plan?

    More oats.

    The strategy?

    Get the oats.

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So why are we paying CEOs millions if we could just get a couple of these guys and pay them in hay and some outdoor time instead?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are you insane??? That's how you end up with horse CEOs with all the power, AND they know how to plan and stratagize??? Just look at Twitter/X, and tell me there's any stratagy going on. No planning. No intelligence.

    And now you want to give horses the power, AND they can kick us in the head? And they have penis's that are bigger???

    This is an insane plan! Clearly not thought of by a horse. A horse would know how to stratagize better.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Oh fuck oh shit

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know, I work with horses a lot, and have for many years. This isn't surprising at all. They are intelligent. Like humans, they have a variety of intelligence, a spectrum. I think that any human that has spent time with them, and has the ability to reflect, knows this. That's why they challenge us and also why they can be such great resources.

    I attached an image of riding (I think)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Agree, horses can be very intelligent. Good cowhorses are prized for the way they think and if they can outsmart cows, along with their athletic ability, so this doesn't surprise me at all either. I also think horses have a sense of humor and like little pranks.

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  • [+] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I welcome our new horse overlords and will work as a slave in the sugar fields and apple orchards without complaint.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    plantbasednews.org

    TIL Horses are plants. Devious, conniving plants at that.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do the horses that work in the Medieval Times entertainment center/restaurants think they are actually in the medieval time period?

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A user named Beaver posts an article from Plant Based News about horses strategizing.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    So they're being pricks for no reason?

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago

    I don't get it. If you can traverse obstacles you can plan and strategize. Why is this news?

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago

    These studies and articles are so silly, it's always "animals and plants are smart, who would have thought!"

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  • [–] [B] -3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The news source of this post could not be identified. Please check the source yourself. Media Bias Fact Check | bot support

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