All these company based coins are essentially grey market stocks, sell coins for free capital, coins gain value on perception of company value. Plus Elon can continue pumping and dumping. The distopian future of company owned currency sounds terrible.

This is definitely going to work and, moreover, Elon will eventually use it to perform a rug pull at a scale not seen since like the previous week maybe.

All behold, the return of corporate scrip.

What was the original Simpsons screenshot? I want to know what those signs originally said.

It works just like regular money, but it's, uh... "fun"

Basically stock, but uncontrolled? (maybe not the right word)

What episode is this from?

I have much higher standards than that!