"Ain't no snitches riding with us

Ol mo the mouth n***as could holler the front" - Lil' Wayne

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[–] 136 points 2 years ago* (8 children)

Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won't do it. It's a win-win since I already wouldn't want a ford

Edit: what it uses cameras to look at other vehicles??? That is much worse

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  • [–] 101 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yep, it snitches on other cars!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Let's be real, close to a majority of Americans have no issue with their iPhone being used as part of a mesh tracking network, even if it helps abusers with airtags.

    All they have to do is sell this to people as benefiting them, and they will gobble it up. Hell, chances are, insurance companies will start offering reduced rates if you drive one (and then they buy the data from Ford and increase rates with it).

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The massive difference between AirTags and this is that AirTags (and the whole Find My network, it’s not only AirTags after all) actually provide a useful service to each participant, namely locating their things if they get lost somewhere. This does effectively nothing for you and will only ever fuck over other people (you could argue rightfully so, but still) and provides no value to anyone other than the police.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won't do it.

    Patents don't necessarily stop other OEMs from using it. It just means they'll have to pay Ford a fee to license it, themselves.

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    [–] 100 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sooo how long before we find a way to jailbreak the thing and essentially have an on-board "give that car a ticket" button to report false speed data on any driver we happen to be pissed off at?

    ...yeah I'd 100% abuse the fuck out of that.

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are they trying to sell fewer vehicles?

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "But if we market it as a subscription service, then surely customers will want it" - Some clueless executive

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Ford could put all their R&D money into developing low-cost EVs, but they'd prefer to give the cops a handout.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While I wish people would stop fucking speeding (you really aren't getting there that much faster) and tailgaiting like fucking Talladega nights, I still think this is bullshit and fuck Ford for doing this.

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Are they trying to make cars undesirable?

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's an absolute win win.

    1. If they patent it, no one else can use the same system in the same way. So it's contained to Ford.

    2. If they don't end up using it. It's simply a safeguard that no one else can either.

    3. If they do end up using it, people will shy away from Ford, making the roads safer for everyone.

    As I said. Win win. This is fantastic news.

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Heh. Guess theyre tired of making money

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How to spot a car company no longer innovating

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah classic boot licking just like ol' henry ford

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Fascist nazi fuck company. Class traitor ICE vehicles seem on point though.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is likely for new models of Interceptors so that cops don't have to hold those heavy radar guns to generate revenue. Instead they can automatically ticket speeders while driving to the donut shop or their next victim's house.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    I'm never buying a newer car.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    The all new Ford Narc 2024, with optional stitches.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You won't buy a Ford because it'll rat you out to the cops

    I won't buy a Ford because they're dog shit vehicles

    We are not the same

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Maybe they are patenting this just so that no one else can make it! Because they are generous kind hearted people, right? Right?..... Omg :(

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    And that's why I love old cars.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Great, investors have a target to short sell in the car industry based on Fords bad product development

    This idea seems like what someone would come up with if they’re devoid from the reality of driving and have only been chauffeured around lol

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    If I have to buy a "new" car someday, I'm cutting off every antenna I see.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They could make a system that doesn't allow the vehicle to speed but I guess allowing it and then snitching is better

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    That sounds like a really bad idea. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to go over the limit situationally.

    Especially when other drivers could potentially put you in harms way that you otherwise wouldn't be able to evade.

    Also what if you need to rush to the hospital and don't have time for an ambulance? Not great but better than someone dying because they didn't get attention in time.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yet another reason I will never own a ford vehicle.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Patent it so nobody is allowed to use it?

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If my car is going to be a snitch, I want a share of that fat ticket money. ;)

    Pay me or GTFO.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Maybe if we didn't make city streets as wide as highways, people wouldn't drive so fast. I feel like it's obvious that people will drive faster between painted lines than if those lines were walls. Even lining a street with trees lowers speeds. An indirect side effect would be a drop in ticket revenue, but surely the police department would prefer safety over money.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What's especially hilarious is that my Ford Escape reads speed limit signs and then adjusts the cruise control to the new limit +5mph. They let you adjust that setting up to +/- 10mph, iirc.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I'm curious if this would actually hold up in court as evidence that a person was speeding.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Noted: driving 3 mph under the speed limit in front of all fords from now on.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    GM will be patenting LED windshields showing the middle-finger and blurring the license plate every time a Ford passes by.

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