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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

turns into goose from untitled goose game 🪿

attempts to steal car

HONK!

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think I had a strhonk trying to read that

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Remember, if you HONK all you HONK at me, I will HONK if you get any closer, u have to HONK if-

    I HONK if you will-

    if myself want HONK!

    If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK-

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They don't "own" a "car", they're in possession of a conveyance...

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  • [+] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    What a vibe.

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  • !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    No, can't have been written by geese. Geese cannot read or write, they just straight up honk.

    This is a clown car. That's the most reasonable explanation.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Utter nonsense. Geese won't own cars.

    They'd steal them.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    This is a true work of art!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    "Honk if anything"

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Geese can own PosSESS cars

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    That there is the mating call of a honkey.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Honk if honk so in case honk honk honk myself honk

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I will never understand bumper stickers.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Did I read honk?

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