Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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submitted 2 years ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world

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[–] Haphazard9479@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I use old oil to start a fire where I burn all my old batteries, tires and trash.

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[–] coffee@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

At first it seemed like a good idea... before the 'where' clause.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago

Go back home with your dinosaur friends.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How DO you get rid of engine oil?

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

You don't. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It's the only way to break the curse.

Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA

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