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[–] 10 points 2 years ago

Momma said I was a sith but I'm trying REAL hard to be the Jedi

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    On Coruscant they call it a "Royale with cheese"

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Did you see the sign on my lawn that says "dead Gungan storage"?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Say Wookie again, I dare you!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Would you give a Bothan a foot massage?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    Vincent: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Tatooine?

    Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!?

    Vincent: No man, they do not use the Galactic Empire system, they got the metric system. They call it a Royale with Cheese.


    Mace Windu: "But I say unto you, the Jedi shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."

    Yoda: "Restrain your anger, young Mace. Revenge, not the way of the Jedi it is."

    Mace Windu: "And you will know my name is the Force when I lay my lightsaber upon thee."

    Yoda: "Patience, young one. Control, we must."

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