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[–] 280 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago

    Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago

    Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago

    Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Glorious community added context

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...

    Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Fuck you for getting me excited

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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