How dare you. It's the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people's perception it's easy for an outlier to break through.

Alcohol makes you look older?