landmine detector (single use)

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.

I found a spoon buried in the backyard last week. Not the most unusual thing I've found buried back there.

This kills the cat (it eats too much now that it has a spoon).

Don't let your cats go outside. It shortens their lifespan significantly. Cars, fights with other cats, stray dogs (my family lost 2 of their cats this way), and parasites can lower their lifespan by years.

It is also absolutely terrible for local ecosystem. House cats are responsible for 2.4 billion bird deaths in America alone every year. It is causing a decline in song birds. Keep your pets indoors.

he seems utterly bamboozeld

Only a spoonfull!

Never seen this before, why does the cat have a magnet on his collar?

There is no spoon ... and the cat knows it!