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[–] 68 points 2 years ago

Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern "science" thinks is just some kind of dried out human. /s

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Egypt invented matryoshka dolls

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago
    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Just overcompensating

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't care whatcha say, 10,000 BC was a great film.

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