I was really hoping that Lemmy was going to be safe from the nonsense “Nobody…” format. I guess not.

What does god need with a starship?

settlements from sexual assault claims.

Then 5 min later offers you wine from a golden cup.

Absolutely no one

Oh I will gladly accept 10% of your income. Give unto Spaghetti_Hitchens...

Without your money, how would people like Kenneth Copeland be able to spread the good word of God if they don't have a private jets, luxury cars, and lavish houses?

They're all things that God wants them to have because God clearly wants those who spread his message to millions to live in excess.

/s

What's up with that "t"?

All churches I have gone to make their finances very transparent. While some of it goes to the higher ups the vast majority goes to funding day to day operations and mission work. My church regularly will help prepare meals for the homeless and impoverished on Christmas, goes to "third world" countries to help get them clean water, medicine, and food. No church I have gone to ever said this is needed for salvation, they just say that it helps them do good things in the world and spread gods love.

George Carlin said it all: https://youtu.be/8r-e2NDSTuE?si=TLQriBxSyRws_kF9

Maybe god is just the ultimate capitalist.

if you pay them god will forgive you for your sins \s

So YouTubers run churches.

Thank goodness money was invented so we can save ourselves from damnation, which weirdly came about the same time as hell

This jesus ain’t gunna fleece itself.