No. The cure to male loneliness is PC LAN parties where everyone hauls their giant-ass desktop towers to the school computer lab/similar space for Day of Defeat and Counter-Strike.

Ah, LAN parties. Those were the days.

If a guy asked me on a LAN date he'd never find himself lonely again

My Owen was a Philip. Boy those were good times 😢👍

Don't worry, Greg has a key list for StarCraft they'll work as long as we only play Lan.

This is weird to me because I used to have go to lan parties at my friend Owen's house

It just might be.

I went to one of those at my friends' high school when I was a teenager. It was a lot of fun and I knew most of the people there.

Trevor Noah did a good job talking about men's need for intimacy on the Daily Show.

It is, it really is. There's nothing better than gaming with the boys until 3AM lol

Also Halo 3 one of the best games of all fucking time.