This is actually a pretty good post

I was expecting the twist to be that fart was an acronym. Like:

Fess up Admit mistakes Reassess direction Time-bound

A good leader is willing to have a F.A.R.T. discussion.

I mean I kind of get the metaphor and appreciate the idea of being the kind of leader that people can feel comfortable around, but there's got to be better ways of expressing that.

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

I fart in my boss’s general direction.