Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun

Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.

You do anyway without piercings.

The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.

So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.

Uhhhhhhh... ok?

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

It does.

I did this yesterday.

But sometimes they do for some people because taste is subjective and based on visual cues and expectation?

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

You… tasted a septum ring?

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The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?