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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Easy, the MTG player actually wants to draw more therefore the +4 benefits him. Neither the gun nor the rooks stand a chance against him at this point.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah but they're playing mono-W so unless they draw into another plains, probably nothing too threatening is hitting the field.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Unless they draw into their Heliod + Ballista combo

    ... or a tutor that lets them find their Heliod + Ballista combo

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  • [+] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No bullets in the revolver and it didn't belong to checkov so it's not important anyway no more csrds to draw from. So A for sure

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Have you considered bribery? The drugs may improve performance, but they're addictive, and expensive. That gun could go for a fair amount of money.

    Black bribes white to throw the match, and white saves face by pointing out blacks rook count. Player b wins the game, but the international chess committee send them a very, very strongly worded email

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Anarchychess?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Google en hancingdrugs

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    its gotta be b bros got 4 rooks on the board he's just missing the sorry piece that white has. the only chance player a has is spending all their lands on a blue eyes white dragon or smth idk i never played poker

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    It depends on what kind of deck the white player has. If it's cheap hate bears, stax, or board wipes (all the good things in mono white, in other words), then I think they have a solid shot

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  • [+] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Y'all'd've done well to pay attention in English class.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What's bad, is that I'm about 95%sure I've legit heard words like that used but my Southern family

    "Y'all'd've" just so we're clear

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    technically lands are colorless, plains just produce white mana

    otherwise everything seems fine and legal here

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The winner's spirit is revenant-capable, so the only thing the gun can do is assure a draw. The heart of a champion, while useful in some rites to please the gods is still mortal. So only civil victories are attainable here at least without making an ectoplasmic mess.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    I would say the revolver but in response to getting shot in the head you just swords their king, checkmate.

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