6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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[–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I wouldn't call them fairies but who am I to judge

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    maybe the Appendix Goblin instead of Appendix Fairy? 😀

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have personally met the Ass Goblin so there's probably one for the appendix, too

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    Tooth fairies are the nicest species in the bone fairy group

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    There's the finger-nail fairy and the random body-hair fairy. But they don't leave money under the pillow, they leave change in the couch cushions.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There aren't other fairies but you should keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hey, the kidney fairy gives you a bath tub full of ice for your kidneys

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think those fairies are called "black market organ dealers".

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Ok, see, here's an actual real reason I would go back in time for. So I could ask this.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Another great article! These light-hearted reads help my mood every time I read them.

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