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[–] 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

When I moved to NJ seriously everyone asked my why.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Me, too. They would say things like "I was born here, so I like it, but I can't imagine why anyone would want to come here."

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I say that about Texas all the time.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Yes we have! More over, we are Garden State! We have that … whatyoucallit… garden (I think).

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I've heard that called a Jersey Left. It's actually pretty reasonable in Wisconsin when they take 5 seconds to start going when the light turns green.

    I've also heard the Jersey Exit, when somebody crosses three lanes on the freeway to take their exit with no blinker.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I almost touched Messi with my eyes through my binoculars today. Today was a good day to be in Jersey.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I didn't know Messi lived in the Channel Islands

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They are the kindest assholes I've ever met.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Anybody care to explain this to a completely clueless outsider?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Fake ID's.

    Some states are easier than others. If they don't have a solid reason they likely aren't from new jersey. If they need a fake I'd they likely aren't mature enough to prep a believable backstory. If if is a fake I'd and they can tell a convincing back story theyve earned it.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    But like....why even care as the shop owner? They provided an ID so you did your job. The risk of arguing with a babyfaced 25 year old from New Jersey on vacation seems overkill to 'protect' some 20 year old soldier who is home on leave with a fake ID from having a bud lite.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    It looks like it could be a hotel (the sign above the note looks like it might be a room number/front desk placard) so maybe they also have issues with fake id holders also using stolen credit cards or just not paying the bill at all.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Because if it can be proven in court that the ID was identifiably fake, they can be held liable for any damages should the minor become intoxicated. "Checking" an ID means there was a reasonable attempt to verify the legitimacy of the document and that it matches the individual using it.

    Since what is identifiably fake is a somewhat vague category that can be litigated in court, most bar and booze store owners try to err on the side of too careful--which usually just leads to annoying people--rather than not careful enough, which can lead to fines, damages, or the loss of license to serve alcohol. Any of those can be bad enough to close a business.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    It's easier to just say no and not take the business if you think it's a risk. Don't wanna lose your liquor license to a babyfaced undercover cop testing fake IDs. I'm not saying our laws on alcohol aren't ridiculous, but as a business owner it makes sense to protect your ability to sell alcohol when it's your money maker.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I refuse to elaborate.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Why leave paradise?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Hope they get well soon

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    "I had to get the fuck outta Jersey!"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Who/what are the exceptions?

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    They came at all?

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