This one has shower built in.

Full listing, at around USD$214,000:

https://www.28hse.com/en/buy/residential/property-2760538

"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."

That must be a nightmare to clean.

You need to reverse into this toilet naked, all buttered up

Looks like something out of Trainspotting

Toilet not suitable for Americans.

There is a wax ring, then 2 bolts that hold it down. Then hook up the water line.

You don't. You put the toilet in first, then you raise the walls!

Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you're a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.

I'll bet the plumber had to grease himself up to get in there and do that job.

There's not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.

With a lot of swearing

Calling the plumber and asking that they make sure to send someone under 15 stone

Precision toilet

I would like to retract my previous statement about how I don't mind small toilets.
They went the extra mile and installed nice looking tiles on the floor, which is nice. Alternatively, they separated a bathroom with toilets and showed into two rooms, which is usually good, but this particular version could have used a revision.

The great hall of Toilet

Nightmare fuel…. I’d feel as if the walls are trying to swallow me whole… without chewing!

Looks like something you'd see in an SCP article

Practice your backstroke while you wipe.