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[–] 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other's dicks to see who got hard.

And we all just went wtf.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Come on, who hasn't played the "I'll touch you're dick and if you get hard you're gay" game........... the docking game was interesting.....

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

    If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's called the yes and actually...

    Any social function is basically improv right?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

    The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook

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  • Someone pissed in the punch

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I always wonder where this picture is from. A tv show is my guess

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    always thought Jimmy is underrated, his partying drunk vs sober is the most accurate shit ever https://youtu.be/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

    I would also recommend checking out American Vandal on Netflix.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    What's the title about?

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