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[–] 98 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Jokes on you Nathan's, now I know Impossible makes hot dogs and want to get some. Their brats are pretty good, didn't know they made hot dogs.

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can't meet that high bar then I don't know if I even want them.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What's even the point of a hot dog if it isn't made from a ground-up pig's asshole?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    My only problems with Impossible products is they're usually quite a bit saltier than actual meat and of course that it's usually more expensive then meat products. If they fixed both of those problems I'd be okay with replacing a good percentage of my meat consumption with them.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    It's been a little while since I checked, but the last time I was thinking of making chilli, I decided against it because the ground beef was too expensive. I use the fattier/cheaper beef, and depending on which store I checked, the Impossible/Beyond products were either slightly cheaper than real meat, or the same price. Of all the shops I checked, the cheapest option ended up being Impossible or Beyond.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I say this without judgement as a fellow carnist, but you can definitely get away with eating less meat than you think. It's just a matter of figuring out how to prep and cook other protein sources.

    I've got myself up to "almost vegan" except for when visiting family. Next step is bringing my own grillables lol that'll be to-do, I just know it

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    “hot dog exclusivity provisions”

    Well that’s not a phrase I ever expected to encounter.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Check your contract, just one more time. ;)

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This has backfired spectacularly. Streisand effect, engaged!

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Very few things bring me joy these days. Joey Chestnut devouring dozens of hot dogs and buns every 4th of July was one of those disgusting and joyous occasions I could count on every year. Seeing that man throw caution to the wind and inhale that much sodium, fat, lips and assholes, and enriched wheat flour was horrifying and spectacular. Now, I won't even have that.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

    No. Just no.

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Who do you worship, if not a guy who mastered a method of lubing up hot dogs so they slide down the throat at a record pace?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If I had spent years earning my legal degree, and then found myself dealing with “hot dog exclusivity provisions” it would be time for me to take a painfully honest look at my career.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    Major League Eating said that it had gone “to great lengths in recent months to accommodate Joey and his management team, agreeing to the appearance fee and allowing Joey to compete in a rival unbranded hot dog eating contest on Labor Day,” but that they’d been unable to come to an agreement.

    Lol this is hilarious because I still remember what Major League Eating did to Kobayashi in 2010, but with Joey they're bending over backwards to accommodate him and still lose. Serves them right and hopefully they'll lose a lot of money over their poor treatment of their talent.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    That headline is deeply appreciated.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Sounds like it’s not so much the vegan thing as him just endorsing a Nathan’s rival.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are Impossible hotdogs as good as the burgers? I eat meat but like alternatives also.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Just about the same thing happened to the previous champion, Takeru Kobayashi. They should have an impossible-off.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    I saw this as a ticker news update at the bar and was super confused.

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    Great, now my 4th of July is now ruined.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Dude gets himself kicked out of the Coca Cola drinking contest because he does endorsements for Pepsi.

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    What a headline!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    I wonder what Beard Meats Food will make of this.

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