Well no matter what it is, all he knows is that he loves you, and he's gotta make sure you know.

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    The sound inside my very loving but very slow cats head is the gentle hum of a space heater. Or maybe a soft spring breeze.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Waining for braincell to activate......

    Gateway timeout

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    The sound (and image) of a potato rotating in a microwave.

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    Fact: Orange cats only have one braincell and it's having a seizure all the time

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    I like to picture just a constant purring sound

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This music interspersed with "Your call is important to us, please continue to hold"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy_NKN75Jhw

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    I don't know. He looks like a serious, no nonsense cat. He looks like in his head, the only sounds are the grinding of gears as he dutifully patrolled his territory.

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    The lights are on, but there's nobody home

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    Flashing caret

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    I'm not saying that cats are stupid, but I spend a lot of time wondering if cats have anything resembling an internal 'monologue' like we do. Obviously, it's unlikely to be super similar to the typical language/word-based systems a lot of us have, but I wonder what it could look like. Is there even anything going through there at all or is it similar to what you would see in someone with aphantasia.

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    @spicytuna62 It's his own purring

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