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I fucking love it (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 18 points 2 years ago

CEMENT? DAS CONK CREET BABY

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Cement is stored in the balls

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    "- A happy customer

    You too can upgrade your testicles and say goodbye to testicular torsion, thanks to our new patented Cumcrete© technology, improve your Cement production and build better offsprings!

    Get your manhood upgraded Today for only $99!

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    • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Snort it, mix it, put it in a stew

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

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    • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend

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    • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Fuck yeah bro

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Why I can only read this in Jixaw's voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?

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