name every worker

Nonsense. Let the workers decide what they want to be called.

Comrade, final answer.

In communism, there will be no individual names. They will be confiscated along with the toothbrushes.

uhhhhh....

Phil from accounting....

Dave...

Carol...

That asshole Eric (I'd hardly call him a worker because he's always slacking and makes us do his shit)

Marcus...