A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic

Christ has driven

I hope you didn't keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes... you don't want those charges on you, boy.

That's an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn't speak on his own Accord.

If only they were driving an Accord 😔

I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it's the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.