Ah, but blue and green are on separate teams, so technically within the rules. Also there's a red. Wait what sport is this

What if you get someone really tall and they just bounce it on their head repeatedly while they run down the field?

For a more values-based interpretation - players have to keep the ball 'in play' in a way that the other team can interact with, without posing a danger to the player(s) on your team.

As in this case the play is either unstoppable, or requires the other team to somehow extract the ball from between two players' chests, it's a fun theoretical loophole - but is not a fun or safe way of playing football if it became a commonplace strategy. In most cases, this would be seen as daring dangerous play - either the other team needs to kick it free, or jostle the players until they drop the ball, both of which are taking pretty significant risks of injury.

Also somebody would definitely be offsides.

It's more like Roller Derby I think

So long as they start in their own half they won't be offside

Tbh I'm not sure what rule/s this breaks, although I assume it must do

You just gotta get the other team up there in front of you.

They send out a medical team to help you deliver the ball in this case too?

Someone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams "Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!" and all at once American Football was born.

This is a bible story.

My fucking