Generally if you think you've outsmarted the fey, you haven't. Enjoy giving birth.

the transman barbarian who happens to be staying at the same tavern: 👹👉👈

Nothing could go wrong here, you’re so smart!

baby bursts out of your chest

The DM, creating an ex-lover character who presented as male but became pregnant and will be showing up shortly.

Everyone here assuming OP gonna give birth. Watch the guilt when their lover dies in childbirth instead

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Four of my siblings have a gay dad!

When you try to outsmart the person who dictates the universal laws that control how the setting's gods operate you're just asking to have that attitude forcibly returned to you. Most likely in suppository form.

You better make a kid or you're gonna have failed to pay your bills.