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[–] 30 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

No no. You forgot the comma.

Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

Not very spider bro if you ask me.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    For your information, "we are not here to fuck spiders" is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Bears.... Fuck that.

    (as an Australian)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    tbf I wouldn't want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I'm just going to leave this here

    View the images at your own risk

    https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+spider

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I'd love to live in the land down under

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