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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
Meta - Relating to the community itself.

Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!

(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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Existentialist Spagett (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 years ago by ItzzMe@midwest.social [M] to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

That gagh isn't even wriggling! What kind of a P'tahk made this?

[–] livus@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I eat Spagett with just olive oil.

Nutella is mostly vegetable oil with a bit of sugar and cocoa in it.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You misspelled hazelnuts.

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[–] livus@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Sorry. How's this:

Nutella is mostly vegetable oil with a bit of sugar and hazelnuts in it.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago*

Instant Hokkien Noodle

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 3 points 2 years ago

Are the shades of pemberley to be thus polluted?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

🤢🤢🤢

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[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social [S] 1 point 2 years ago

Correct! That is in fact the feeling this community should create in people

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[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'd eat that... /R/nocontext

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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