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[–] 13 points 2 years ago

Not really but LemmyNSFW isn't overrun with them yet. Isolated closeups of anybody's genitals are not sexy IMO.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Personally I don't, but I'm all for inclusivity, so in the interest of diversity: Nice cock, bro.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I'm a straight dude but I don't mind them. Curious what other dudes look like under the hood so to speak.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm a bi guy, and I'd say yes, if I receive/see them in the right context (like being on lemmynsfw) and if the photographer has an aesthetic approach.

    But an unsolicited photo or one that just says "look how big it is" is a no-no.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    For me the worst (I've received probably 3 like this) is when the guy takes a pic while he's sitting on the toilet 😂

    That will never be attractive. Don't do that. Ever.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    WHAT IN SHAWN LEE'S WORLD OF FUNK WOULD MAKE ANYBODY THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???

    I'm flabbergasted, over here. I mean, holy hell, it would be far less stupid to just take the best ever pic you ever took of your dong and alter the meta-data, so it looks like it was taken ten minutes ago.

    Not that anyone would ever check the goddamned meta-data on a dick pic. Well, maybe the FBI.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have no idea! 😂 I have an account elsewhere and that's where I've gotten them. There's literally nothing attractive about it. It's just icky haha

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I guess it still might be someone's fetish. Some kind of blumpkin afficionado, or whatever.

    I always figured the idea for the whole blumpkin concept must have been proposed by the blower, rather than the blowee. NOBODY has the balls to SUGGEST that shit. Like, "hey babe, I've got a wild idea...I'm about to go take a shit. You wanna suck me off while I'm doing it?"

    If you're willing to say that, you've got problems even taking a shit, because you can't sit on a toilet with balls the size of watermelons.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can't even imagine that scenario, my brain just won't process it 😂

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Seriously. I mean, how rushed for time were the people who invented that shit?

    Honestly, it's the perfect example of almost all multi-tasking being a lie you tell yourself. Most of the time, doing two things at once just means you're doing them both really badly.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't think they were rushed for time, just had weird boundary for what everyone else thinks is gross 😂

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Yep. Kinda the sexual equivalent of getting a huge, mind-bogglingly ugly tattoo on your whole face. Almost 100 percent of the people who do it are only doing it because of how transgressive and "out there" it is.

    And I mean, there's so many ways to be sexually adventurous, without just being revolting. For example, I knew a girl back in the day who deliberately put her buttplug in, whenever she knew she would be riding on the back of her FWB's motorcycle. She was like "two words: railroad tracks."

    I mean, that's just hilarious. Sometimes, I just find myself thinking about that shit, because of how wacky it was. And she was just an awesome girl, in general.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They are fun to wear around! Especially if you let your partner know just before you head out for the day/evening 😉

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How would anybody think thats sexy, I mean what is the messaging behind this. I took a shit and thought of you!? 🤦‍♂️

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I'm always okay with dick pics in theory, at least in places for general nsfw use like this.

    That being said, it's really difficult to get interesting pics of your own dick. There's too many limitations of angle, even using a mirror. It's definitely possible with some planning and creativity, but penises are harder to self photograph than vulvae. At least and be flattering. If you don't mind meh results, you can get easy pics.

    Yours is a decent shot tbh. Lighting is decent, the angle is good, and it isn't just a dick with no background. But you'd still probably benefit from a camera bro getting the shots for you. I'm not even joking, if you're lucky enough to have a friend that's chill about nudity, you can get way better pics that will actually turn people on, or (in the case of folks that aren't into dick sexually) be artistically interesting.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I sure do. Never get tired of lookin' at dicks. 😸

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Unsolicited dick picks are a big no no. However this is gone wild, and I don't know the actual rules for posting here, so have an upvote.

    Also, nice penis!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I enjoy them as well 😜

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I do love a good dick pic. And that's a nice dick pic. And a nice dick. Please keep posting hehe. And if you ever want someone to sext lemme know lol

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Here's the thing, close up pictures of genitals are boring, if not gross. A rule of thumb: if the picture would still be interesting even if you had underwear on, then it's probably a good picture.

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