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[–] 37 points 2 years ago

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    You came in that?

    You're braver than I thought.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    She's old, but she'll get your there.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    She’s only 130,000 tons!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    "She's a beauty"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    I'm going where no man has gone before.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I don’t have one

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I come in peace.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I’m givin her all she’s got Captain

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    "Calm your engines!"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Fly her apart then!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.

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  • [+] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    She gets there pretty quickly

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