▲ 31 ▼ What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 32 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. permalink fedilink source
[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago You came in that? You're braver than I thought. permalink fedilink source
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 2 years ago My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 2 years ago My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk permalink fedilink source
[–] angelsomething@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Nemo@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago No, that's pretty accurate either way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago So a tardis permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nemo@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago No, that's pretty accurate either way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] darreninthenet@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's what you CAN'T say about both... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] darreninthenet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's what you CAN'T say about both... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] darreninthenet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO permalink fedilink source parent
[–] darreninthenet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mefek@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea... permalink fedilink source parent [–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Is your girlfriend the titan submersible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mefek@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Is your girlfriend the titan submersible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her. permalink fedilink source
[–] Nemo@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other. permalink fedilink source
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DryToast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) She's old, but she'll get your there. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Get my what there? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Get my what there? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NedMc@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump. permalink fedilink source
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago* I'm going where no man has gone before. permalink fedilink source
[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do. permalink fedilink source
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I’m givin her all she’s got Captain permalink fedilink source
[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process. permalink fedilink source
[+] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source
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