This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive

Maybe relevant:

You wake up.

You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock.

It was all a dream.

The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

The only downside I can see is retaining my human sentience. Be that the case, life would be an even harder struggle, to hunt food everyday and try to not get eaten alive by predators.

I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.

Ribbited for her displeasure

...Some day we'll find it,
The rainbow connection
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me.