submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

E: sorry, I realize this isn't actually a meme. I meant to post to /c/shitpost, but since this is already at 100 upvotes, I'm going to leave it.

It's ok. You don't have to comment that this is the wrong sub for this; I've got you covered.

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[–] 50 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

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    There’s an unhinged psychosis in those eyes.

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    No more than a quack…

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    What is their mission?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Canada geese are satans.

    (Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

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    Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.

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