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The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon's south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

It was Russia's first Moon mission in almost 50 years.

Russia has been racing to the Moon's south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.

No country has ever landed on the south pole before, although both the US and China have landed softly on the Moon's surface.

No report on whether or not Russia was attempting to use repurposed anti-ship missiles like the ones they use to attack schools and hospitals here on Earth.

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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I didn't know they have schools on the moon. Or was it a power station?

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    Special lunar operation.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    “This is all the West’s fault!”

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Obviously it was not a moon rocket, but a Drone aimed for Kiev.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What's the problem. It was a lunar lander. It landed on the moon. Mission accomplished.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    The US should put a lander together out of trash for shits and giggles and have it land perfectly.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I always suspected that it was just a missile painted like a rocket.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    It seems that a dish washer's controller isn't suitable for moon landing after all.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As someone fond of science, its kinda heart breaking as many people spends decades of work to make this stuff and their dreams get crushed when these fail. Hope they fix and launch another one.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Good news:

    moon's no longer haunted

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The russian wording on the mission failure is something to behold. Luna-25 "ceased its existence".

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Comments exactly what I expected. Disappointed how many people here are knee jerk celebrating the failure. Feels like being in a room full of Republicans when someone says anything about Mexico or Islam.

    I hope they fix their shit for Luna 26 for the sake of science and human discovery.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You know normally I would applaud them. Happy when China has a success. Screw Russia though. This was a propaganda mission to get a win. The fact that did it in a rush to beat another country is typical of their philosophy. There was little science in this but mostly just dick waving.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    This was my impression. This was a rushed propaganda mission for prestige using existing material.

    Still, I'm sure there would have been some useful science done, but the main point of the mission was that Putin's regime would have been able to crow about how great Russia is doing.

    Of course, if it had succeeded, it might have spurred some competitive spirit in other space powers.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Well your intention is admirable but childish.

    Nobody gives a fuck about Russia's scientific endeavours when they're re starting the biggest military conflict in Europe since WWII and threatening everyone with a nuclear conflict.

    Most probably any scientific progress that could be made will not be used for mankind's progress but for the current militaristic propaganda.

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    [–] [B] 7 points 2 years ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft has crashed into the Moon after spinning out of control, officials say.

    The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon's south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

    The spacecraft was scheduled to land on Monday to explore a part of the Moon which scientists think could hold frozen water and precious elements.

    Roscosmos, Russia's state space corporation, said on Sunday morning that it had lost contact with the Luna-25 shortly after 14:57pm (11:57 GMT) on Saturday.

    "The apparatus moved into an unpredictable orbit and ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the surface of the Moon," it said in a statement.

    Russia has been racing to the Moon's south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.


    The original article contains 174 words, the summary contains 141 words. Saved 19%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    No mention on a cause in this article, curious what it was

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Cutting corners due to the money being spirited away by corrupt officials. This is Russia after all.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah, it was obviously sabotage by Western Ukrainian gay Nazis.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Testing a new lithobraking maneuver.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Whoops 👀

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Ah yes, lithobreking.

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