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[–] 63 points 2 years ago (1 child)

If Helen Keller saw that she's be pissed.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    The "Helen Keller punched me in the face once!" sticker seems to indicate that this is a joke.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    One sticker says Helen Keller isn't real and the other one says Helen Keller punched him in the face.

    So which is it

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    This looks to be a joke but Helen Keller denialism isn't really new. People have speculated (almost certainly incorrectly) that Anne Sullivan, Helen's teacher/companion, was actually behind all of Helen's accomplishments and that Helen wasn't actually capable of communication at all for quite a while.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    These bumper stickers are marketing for a podcast, I don't remember which. They are satire.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I almost want to know WTF is wrong with this person…

    Almost

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I really hope this is like “birds are not real” where the intent is that the joke is so over the top it’s obviously satire.

    But we just can’t tell anymore because some people believe the absolutely most bonkers things.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    It's not, she was a prominent figure in women's liberation, the path to the ADA, and the early civil rights movement, so they just lie about her. Most aren't this brand of crazy, assuming this example isn't satire, but it's a real thing.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This looks like a conspiracy a person takes up when all the rest are too overwhelming to commit to.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Good fucking Lord that is one hell of a fucking ugly car. It looks like a car fell down and sandwiched another one.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    It has Fiat Multipla vibes, but on the back instead of the front.

    Fiat Multipla

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    Hey! I happen to own that car! It's not but that bad.. but you do have a point... thanks for putting words on how the back looks.. I also think the multipla seems like a reasonable car, and I can appreciate the design (that I assume is very functional)

    Edit: I own a car LIKE that, not this specific one..

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    This was the topic on an episode of the QAA podcast (who teased a rebrand coming next ep).

    https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/premium-episode-232-helen-keller-isnt-real-sample

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    She's not real guys!

    What if we campaigned for the rights of the disabled for NOTHING?? All that effort based on a LIE!!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    The fact that he has so many different stickers he must not be the only one

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    It’s not insane to think that her caretaker might have made it all up for money, but it is insane to make that your personality.

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  • [+] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Barring Poe's Law and all

    Would love to grab a beer with the owner of that car

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I'm going to tell myself this is some multi-layered take on the Clerks 2 Anne Frank/Helen Keller joke, taken too far. It's the only way it makes even a little sense to me.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    This put a big smile on my mug, thanks.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, blind people have been coasting on this grift for too long. All blind people are fake!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    What the fuuuck?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Someone needs to put this nut in the Kona Silence by themself.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh my god it makes so much sense, I get it now!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Joe Biden and the liberal elites coordinated this mass disinformation campaign using Helen Keller to distract the people from their child blood harvesting operation underneath the White House.

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