Glad I switched, yall rock.

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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.

I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    She wanted dick but I gave her crack

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    What is a Reddit?

    A miserable little pile of lies!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

    Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:

    "Fuck it, I ate the opp."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    We smokin symbiotes.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    "What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it

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