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lactose intole-rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] 49 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lactose fuels the universe.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

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    • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    I'll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    a dying neutron star

    A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.

    Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.

    Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he's done pulsing?

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    • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Can neutron stars die?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If cooling down counts as dying. They don't produce heat or have much activity at all

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    They're still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.

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    • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't think I get it

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    lactose bigotry.

    How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it's not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn't even a trait shared by half the world's adult population.

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