Images like this make it difficult to distinguish satire from reality, especially on April Fools Day.

The real crime here is how much money the companies selling the products made from the plasma make.

Scam poor people out of their plasma, then charge sick people horrendous prices.

Sound bad? Yes! But thankfully there's a solution! It's.. drumroll guillotines!!

donate plasma
pay rent

Am I missing something

My own daughter has had to sell plasma to pay her bills for the past 2 years and it breaks my heart. I had a heart attack in 2018 and am on SSDI. Still I found a way to give her $900 over the winter.

She wouldn't be able to donate because she has a full sleeve, you need to see her veins...

So it must an April fools!

Where are ya'll going to donate blood where compensation is legal? Most places have banned that practice.

Want a Big Mac? Sell a kidney!

Back in my old job I actually did this.

You could make $400 a month for 30 minutes a week. It was better than a part-time job, but definitely still a testament to the fact that we're all being robbed of our labor, seeing as how you shouldn't need it if you're a working adult.

Fuck Grifols

Interesting fact though: plasma donation is an effective way of dramatically lowering PFAS and other "forever chemicals" as well as possibly microplastics in the bloodstream.

True story.

Literally my roommate.

Not if any of those tattoos happened recently you're not.

I got money for donating plasma. It was cool.

Lots of people need plasma.

I don't think this is as hellish as everyone is pretending, this is straightforward supply and demand.

Red cross is way worse, since they ask for donations, sell blood at a profit and don't disburse any compensation to their volunteers.

That's the future (neo)liberals want for our country! Wake up!