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[–] 35 points 3 years ago (2 children)

INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK

    SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

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  • [+] 12 points 3 years ago
    [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    HE'LL YEAH BOSS MAN

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

    OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

    HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

    P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    THANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE

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