Also, relevant Ryan George: https://youtu.be/gnWutAm4En4

I'm pretty sure that this is the most high res version of this meme I've seen to date.

There are three things that claim they are family: relatives, work, and The Olive Garden. Out of those things, only one provides unlimited bread sticks. I know which one I'm going with.

Reaply: My mother was abusive and my father left when I was 6. I don't want a family; I want a living wage.

I've never seen an HD version of this picture before.

When life gives you lemons, find a new family.

My family sure is stingy with their money lately...

My bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I'm here for a check and that's it. I don't care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't shed a tear. Didn't like that comment very much 🤣

You wouldn't fire your family, would you?

"Nah, I'm here for the money."

Ed Truck is the exact guy who told Michael coworkers were not family in the show lol

Boss: "In this company we are a family"

Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers

You're expected to drop everything when your family needs you with no expectation of getting anything for all your sacrifice.

Yep - they definitely want you to see the company as family.

My family needs to unionize.

If I am ever told we are like family, I'll gladly let whoever told me that know that if push comes to shove, I am not above murdering "family".

The other families are just as abusive. Stone skimming only gets you so far, before you hit the bottom.

It better to establish a foundation through unionisation.

He noticed you are applying to other jobs and now is trying to guilt trip you